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Clydes Copy, please inform me how to stop being a whore.


First of all, I’m NOBODY’S copy. They’re all MY copies.

Second, Learn the word. NO.

Which, having taught you the most important lesson here, I’m going to exercise at this very time.

"That should be a good thing. Your both adorable and psychotic"


I’m neither of those thank you very much.

"I won't. You look too much like my husband"


I’m not sure how I feel about that

"I'll bite your throat out and make tea out of your organs"


Don’t do that

If Sonic ever accidentally has babies

picks up nearby vase

walks outside

THROWS VASE FAR INTO THE DISTANCE

who said babies tell them to get out

wheeze

  #no babies  
"You are adorable"


I’ll stuff your eyes down your throat

No babies never any babies no no no

  #no  
Cute


I’m gonna kick your ass

sonicblur:

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Lookit ya, bein’ all cute~

No no, manly.

  #im manly im not cute  
I WAS NOT BORN IN A TEST TUBE YOU IDIOTIC SCUM FUCK. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

Oooh oohh myy mistake

Allow me to rephrase myself then.

You’re a unfaithful, unreliable, breeder WHORE.

  #you're DISGUSTING    #you filthy piece of shit    #(( hides under a rock im sorr y i love he at ))  

sonicblur:

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Whoa, hey-!

Heh heh

-And Sonic promptly boops their noses together, putting his arms around Fleetway’s shoulders.-

-Cue the gayest purring ever and a rather uncharacteristically happy Fleetway, gratefully wrapping his arms around Sonic’s back and pressing their noses together.-

-ghey-

i just meant you 2 have practically the same sized libido wow don’t talk about my husband that way skull fucker

Okay that was one time and at least I’m not popping out 498763094564 different people’s children because i can’t manage to keep it in my god damn pants and have no sense of loyalty to my mate

  #(( LOOKS AT FLEETWAY ))    #(( LOOKS AT MEPHILES ))    #(( LOOKS AT THE CAMERA LIKE IM ON THE OFFICE ))    #cheating //  
all the more reason to not sit in your lap. you remind me of Heat a bit

Exc-USE YOU

I’m nothing like that liTTLE TEST-TUBE-GROWN, FAILURE OF AN EXPERIMENTAL WHORE

  #(( goING OFF OF HOW GFLEETWAY KNOWS HEAT IDK IF HE'S CHANGED I HAVENT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION)    #(( ALSO PLEASE KEEP IN MIND FLEETWAY AND I ARE NOT ONE I DO NOT FEEL ))    #slurs maybe //  
So your dick would stand up like a gentleman so sonic can sit down? B)

Anonymous

B)

(( #nsfw ))